Chicago Man Makes Amazing Discovery

Chicago, U.S.A. - A Chicago man has discovered a new way to pay his bills. Mr. Fred Q. Smith has found a unique way to pay his rent, phone bill and fuel expense for the car with money to spare.

The high tech modern discovery involves going to his basement and printing money. Mr. Smith will not discuss all his trade secrets. But he assured us that his new process is completely safe. When ever he needs money he just goes to his basement and starts up the printing presses. He usually does this at night when no one is watching because the electricity rates are cheaper.


"I no longer have to worry about those pesky economic slow downs because presto-change-o new money can be ready in a jiffy".  Now when ever Mrs. Smith wants to go shopping he just prints more money, problem solved.

Whether groceries, gasoline or a new yacht Fred can now afford it all. And the best part is the same paper bills can be used to heat the house, stuff a mattress or line the bird cage. No longer does Fred have to work. He can give his job to foreigners who don't know the secret to eternal wealth yet. Just how much of the paper he has printed or will print is a closely guarded secret. But let's just say its more than enough. Maybe Fred could sell his breakthrough to a government as a means of balancing their budget?

"Now if only I could find a way to lend it out and have others pay it back with interest".